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1. My girlfriend, my dumb doughnut
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   We went to a party just the other night
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   Three hours later, and seven shots of jager
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   She was in the bedroom with another guy
   
2. And I don't really wanna know
   So don't tell me anymore
   And I don't really wanna hear
   About her feet all up in the air

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R: Well I'm not the one who acted like a ho
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   Why must I be the one who has to know
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   I'm not the one who screwed up big time
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   So spare me the details if you don't mind
   
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*: And I don't need to hear about the sounds you were makin
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   And I don't need to hear about how long it was takin
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   Or how the walls they were shakin