Hey, you know, I'm findin it very hard to understand The lifestyle of young ladies today Yo, they're hard to figure out, gee They need a sincere leader } You know, I've heard it said You gotta use what you got to get what you want But I think they're usin a little bit too much when they flaunt You know you know, ehm I don't understand the way these girls is rolling today, man How about you, man? Yo, let me tell you somethin, gee If they ain't lying they tryin to do some other - wildness I know, I know It's like girls promisin you Thomas's And can't even cook toast, right? What I'm tryin to tell you, man, is... They just ain't no damn good No damn good Check it out Now there's this girl named Monique The type of female that you consider a freak A big-time player playin like a drum beat You think her address is 21 Hump Street She step out every night to swing With her Lee press-on's and a nefertiti ring Bamboo earrings all big and lookin silly With extensions hangin down like Milli Vanilli And every Wednesday night at the Apollo First kid she saw with jewerly she'd follow And Monique would be ready to sleep With the first kid in a Benz or a Cherokee Jeep Strung out and givin up the nappy dug out You're on the critical list, about to pull the plug out So here, nympho, here's some good info Stop takin em putts and close your legs, toots Cause I remember you was one of a kind and a fine - hm I once was infatuated by the things that you do But now you're doodoo It's all about respectin yourself In order to gain respect from anyone else Treat yourself like a real woman should Cause bitch, you ain't no damn good That's right, there's a lotta young ladies out here That just ain't no damn good {Female voice:} But hold up minute There's a lotta guys out there that ain't no damn good either Oh yeah? Yeah, cause I had to tell one the other night That his thing had too many 'nots' in it What you mean by too many 'nots'? Not big enough, not hard enough, and not long enough Yeah, aight But check this here out