1. I've all my wisdom teeth
   Two up top, two beneath
   And yet I'll recognise
   My mouth says things that aren't so wise
   But when I sing my darling's praise
   I know I'm right, or close anyways
   For she's a gem upon this earth
   I know to me she will return
   
R: Oh I know it's true, I know it's true
   That I was made for her, and she me too
   And I'm confident that she'll think so too
   And she'll be coming back...soon
   
2. Mornings we have toast and tea
   I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me
   And when we're getting low on jam
   I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am
   And I drive her to work each day
   Even though it's early and work is far away
   And I don't even say a thing
   When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think
R:
   
   I can't stand her goddamned friends
   But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them
   And I will put up with her parents
   'cause she says I'll not meet someone who is so kind and sweet
   Ever again...
   
R:
   
3. I've all my wisdom teeth
   Two up top, two beneath
   And yet I'll recognise
   My mouth says things that aren't so wise
   But when I sing my darling's praise
   I know I'm right, or close anyways
   For she's a gem upon this earth
   I know to me she will return
R:
   
   Yeah she'll be coming back...soon