There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name 
That people from bad homes do again and again 
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear 
They do it over there but we don't do it here 

Fashion! 
Turn to the left 
Fashion! 
Turn to the right 
Oooh, fashion! 
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town 
Beep-beep Beep-beep 

Listen to me - don't listen to me 
Talk to me - don't talk to me 
Dance with me - don't dance with me, no 
Beep-beep 

There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear 
Oh bop 
That people from good homes are talking this year 
Oh bop, fashion It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before 
Oh bop 
You shout it while you're dancing on the ole dance floor 
Oh bop, fashion 

Fashion! 
Turn to the left 
Fashion! 
Right 
Fashion! 
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town 
Beep-beep 
Beep-beep 

Listen to me - don't listen to me 
Talk to me - don't talk to me 
Dance with me - don't dance with me, no 
Beep-beep 
Beep-beep 

Listen to me - don't listen to me 
Talk to me - don't talk to me 
Dance with me - don't dance with me, no 
Beep-beep 
Beep-beep

Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do 
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion 
Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do 
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion 
La-la la la la la la-la