Long shot lover was a real bun buster
Talkin' lethal fantasy
'Cause the next best thing was nothin' much
And the next best thing was me

Well, I was workin' on approval so I got her on the rocks
And I put her on the tip of my tongue
I said, "Don't get smart with an angel, babe
You ain't the girl next door and we ain't done."

Wow
It's simple fantasy

(Last call)
And I don't need no drink
If this is (last call)
Could be later than you think, baby

(Last call)
Yeah, before they hit the lights
This is (last call)
But that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks when they're beatin' my boys
And I ask her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?"
And she gives me a multiple choice

It's like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Poised on the perverbial brink
I asked her, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink." Ooh

Gotta stoop to conquer me

(Last call)
And I don't need no drink
If this is (last call)
Could be later than you think

(Last call)
Wow! Before they hit the lights
(Last call)
But that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks when they're beatin' my boys
And I ask her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?"
And she gives me a multiple choice

It's like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Poised on the perverbial brink
I asked her, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink."

It was (last call)
But I don't need no drink
(Last call)
Could be later than you think

(Last call)
Wow! Before they hit the lights
This is (last call)
But that don't mean goodnight

(Last call)
(Last call)
It's later than you think...
(Last call)
Ow, tell 'em bout it babe
(Last call)
(Last call)

Last call
Last call
Last call
Last call
It's alright, ooh
Ooh