Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed 
Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy 
Oh, Willy, use a Billy 
Scilly Willy. 
A Billy for your thrilling joy 
I wanna Billy boy 
A-a-h, aah, ah! 
So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex 
And it won't cost you any tax 
But Willy, you better care for sure 
And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong 
She'll find out you're the number one 
So go, man. Go and use your toy 
But not without a Billy boy 
Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy 
Don't be silly 
Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy 
Oh Willy, use a Billy 
Scilly Willy 
A Billy for your pretty joy 
Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed, 
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex 
Oh Fred, come to bed 
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet 
Oweohoewoh! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely 
My body opens to your touch 
So ring my bell and just entice me 
I need your loving, oh, so much 
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you 
But if you love me, please, take care 
'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you 
You better watch out for him, Fritz 
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits 
A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah,ah 
Sex on the phone, I'm so alone 
Some sex on the phone, I need it so 
Okay! I do what you'll say, come on 
And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel 
Your sex on the phone is really real 
Your touch, I want it so much 
I want... 
Max, don't have sex with your ex 
It will make your life complex, my Max 
Baby, take it easy 
Max, don't have sex with your Ex 
It will knock you off your legs 
Oh Max, stay cool and just relax 
I gotta warn you 
Don't have sex with your ex, Max 
Ahhh, ahhh 
Oh, Max!