Oh I am Fuckin' an animal 
I'm fuckin' an animal 
I'm holding on the horns 
I'm fuckin' an animal 
I'm involved with porn 
I'm fuckin' an animal 
Sure is nice and warm in here 
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers 
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers 
I'm fuckin' an animal 
Oh, I'm a fucking queer 
I'm fuckin' an animal 
Didn't have to take her on a date 
Just had to stand here on a crate 
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment 
Just me and animal, 
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal 
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal 
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal 
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal 
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal 
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal 
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal 
But now the animal is in pain! 
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). 
And now it's starting to rain.... 
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal 
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal 
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal 
Cause you won't let me fuck you... 
Animal!