Bad news breaking in 18A 
Missy's kitty turn inside out she say 
Spider queen demon and that whole crew 
Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew 
All the nice people those goodly souls 
Quaking in their respective hidey-holes 
Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream 
Not a one of them left to hear you scream 

Two against nature don't you know 
Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go 
Two against nature make them groan 
Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown 

Madame Erzulie she come last night 
Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite 
There on your nightstand much worse than that 
Panatela and old black derby hat 

Call your doctor - call your shrink 
Western science she strictly rinkydink 
They all masissi but we hang tough 
Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff 

Two against nature tan and lean 
Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen 
Two against nature slinging dread 
These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead 

T-Bone Angie she champion liar 
Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire 
Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry 
Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three 
Beautiful housewife in deep distress 
'Specially you deserve our very best 
Two against nature they got that stuff 
Good things happening when you see about us 

Two against nature love this gig 
Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big 
Two against nature stand alone 
Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown 
Two against nature don't you know 
Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go 
Two against nature make them groan 
Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown 

Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch 
Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch 
Pepper and ratbone make damn sure 
Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor 
Soak the timber with special spray 
Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay 
Whip the bastards while they still green 
Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean