Well there's love on the menu 
Well there's love on the menu

Well there's love on the menu 
You don't know what you're missing 
Honey, honey make a meal out of me 
Take a big bite, or a nibble 
Oyster entrée, bon appetit 
Won't you never stop your complaining? 
Never stop, have a good vintage wine 
Every time we go eating out, 
Just desserts, tea and sympathy 

And the music plays on and on 
The chef gets the bacon for the filet mignon 
There's always the waiter, he knows how to cater

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love 
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love 
Sugar and spice, it tastes so very nice 
Love's on the menu, me 'n' you 

Well there's love on the menu 
But you still refuse to listen 
2, 4, 6, 8 bog in, don't wait 
Take a big sip or a small nip 
Cappuccino or Burgundy 
Won't you never stop your complaining? 
Never stop, have a good vintage wine 
Every time we go eating out, 
Just desserts, tea and sympathy 

I'll be the knife if you'll be the fork 
I'll try the rump steak if you'll try the pork 
There's always the waitress in her sexy little white dress 

Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love 
Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love 
Sugar and spice, yeah that's my favourite love 
Sugar and spice, give me that flavoured love 

Sugar and spice