INTRO:
B B Asm F# E7


B                    Asm           F#
Henrietta we got no flowers for you
F#
Just these three miserable cunts
E7
Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat
B                              Asm
We know you love us and you probably do
F#                                E7
Although you're husband may cut us
E7
He's such an animal though everything is possible

E5        F#5               B5  B5A5 As5
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E5           F#5               B5         As5
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
E5          F#5                  B5 B5 A5G#5
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                            F#
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

B                      C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
        E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
          B                   C#
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                 B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

          Esm
Whoa come on
          F#
Whoa come on
E7                 B
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-oh
Asm            F# E7
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo

B                            Asm
Dear Henrietta, we're just three lonely boys
F#
Though the girls love us we're so
E7
Into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly

B                              Asm
We'd love to hate you but we don't have no choice
F#
Come be our wa ha ha ha
E7
Honey, honey, three, four, one time, once more

E5        F#5               B5  B5A5 As5
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E5           F#5               B5         As5
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
            F#5                  B5 B5 A5G#5
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                            F#
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola and it's...

B                      C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
        E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
          B                   C#
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                 B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

          F#
Who-a-a-oh
                 B
Who-o-a-a-o-a-ooh
          F#
Who-a-a-oh

Who-o-a-a-o-a-ooh


E5          F#5
De be deba diba
B5  B5 A5G#5
Who-a-a-oh
E5            F#5
llllao  de be shaka
   B5
shakakaklalG#5alkalaka
E5             F#5
De be deba diba
B5  B5 A5G#5
Who-a-a-oh

G F#


B                        C#  C#
Clean(stop) out the bank and bump (stop)off your daddy
        E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
          B                   C#
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                 B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

B                      C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
        E5                      D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
          B                         C#
These are crazy(stop) times down at Costello music
        %                              D          C#                 B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

            Asm
Whoa come on
            B
Whoa come on
            Asm
Whoa come on
            B
Whoa come on
            Asm
Whoa come on
            F#
Whoa come on
E7                E7
Who-o-a-a-a-a-a-oh