Well she wants to be a singer in the band 
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone 
Looks like she's all alone 
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend 
She keeps staring me out with her 
Ol' black and blue eyes 

And I can take her dancing just so give the girl a chance 
And I was never that good at being nice when I should 
I guess that she'll forgive me 
Right before she tries to kill me 
Cause I sold her on yesterday's 
Come take me home, eye... eye... eye... eye... eyes 

And I can take her waltzin just so 
She could kick my head in 
An' oh I do believe I was drunk 
And both of my heads had shrunk
I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her 
I was lost in uh what's yer name
Come take me home eyes

Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when your dealing with me

Young soul shagger beggin me to bag her
Filthy heart and swollen hips
And she said oh my dearest I'm not pretty
And isn't it a pity that you won't kiss these rotten lips
Come take me home eyes
Or black and blue eyes

Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I would help her but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when your dealing with me