Hey Bear, tell me why white men can't sing rap...
First of all - they speak too slowly
Second reason - they have less time
Third reason - they are too holy
They don't know how to make words rhyme
Fifth - they don't fuck like rabbit
And sixth - they drink too much and scream:
MOTHER! WATER! I'M SICK! I'M SICK!
'Cos they got no sense of rhythm
'Cos they're pale like wonder bread
They don't believe in hell and heaven
'Cos everything is above their head
'Cos there too many in government cyrcles
And then drink too much and scream:
MOTHER! WATER! I'M SICK! I'M SICK!
There are 21 reasons why white men
Can't sing rap
You know I'm nuts, listen to rock
I like beer and fast wheels
Big titted women, no coca cola, but
Action movies, pinball machines
You know I'm fat, fat like hypo
I dance like I'm made, made of wood
Leave me alone, you fuckin' cows
I have no feel for black fuck'n' moves
There are 21 reasons why white men
Can't sing rap
Oh, thank you Big Bear...