A Fine Day For The Classroom And The Pupils Are Here
Timmy's Got A Headache But The Others Don't Care
Sarah's Got To Stay Behind And Help With The Drill
Teacher's Got His Eye On Her Moves In For The Kill
Nobody Can See Or Here The Things That They Do
All The Books Are Closed There Must Be Something They Do
Only Teacher Knows About The Subjects They Span Span
Education's Secondary Being A School Mam
Oooey... Teacher's Doing Fine As Far As I Can See
Being A School Mam
Long Holidays In The Summer
Being A School Mam
Free Milk In Your Coffee Breaks
Being A School Mam
Government Paid Monthly Salary Cheques
Being A School Mam
Noise Is Heard The Principal Investigates
She Turns On All The Cameras Amd It's Too Late
Catches Both There Pants Down In A Passion Warm
Hasn't Seen It Happen Since The Day She Was Born
Reaches Down For Glasses That Just Can't Be Found
By The Time She Finds Them Why They're Down On The Ground
Tossing And A Turning They've Got Feverish Hands
Lead Can Be So Fluid When You're Being A School Mam
Oooey... Teacher's Doing Fine As Far As I Can See
Being A School Mam
Controlling Promiscuity After Hours
Being A School Mam
Giving Out Detentions By The Dozen
Being A School Mam
Give Her Fifty Lines (Of Speed)
Being A School Mam
Sucking On Her Fingernails She Can't Believe What She's Seen
She Seems So Engrossed At What Appears On The Screen
Locks Her Door With Trembling Hands And Her Heart's Beating Very Fast
She Pretends She's Down There On The Floor In The Class
Gives Herself To Teacher Although He Doesn't Know
Works Herself Into A Frenzied Stating That Shows
Sarah's Almost At The Top But Try As She Can
She Can't Reach Her Helter Skelter Down With The School Mam
Just Watch Her Go And Help Her Try If You Can
Use Your Twentieth Century Imagination If You've Got Any
Oooey... Now She's At The Top And Teacher Sets Her Free
Being A School Mam
Disgusting Behaviour
Being A School Mam
All Over The Parquet Flooring
Being A School Mam
Let The Flood Gates Open Wide
Being A School Mam
Now The Principal Colapses Dead On The Floor
With Contentment On Her Wrinkled Old Face Evermore
She Went Out The Very Best Way That An Old Woman Can
She Was Where The Action Was Down There With The School Mam
Oooey... Teacher Never Will Discover Who Could See
Being A School Mam
One And One Make Two If You're Very Lucky
Being A School Mam
Two Twos Make Four If I Remember Correctly
Being A School Mam
Four Fours Make Sixteen And Sixteen's Over Age
Sixteen And Sixteen Make Thirty-Two That's Approaching Middle-Age
Thirty-Two And Thirty-Two Make Sixty-Four That's OAP Land
Sixty-Four And Sixty-Four Make A-Hundred-And-Twenty-Eight
A-Hundred-And-Twenty-Eight Divided By Three
Let Me Pause For Reflection For A Second
But Teacher!
Three Doesn't Go Into A-Hundred-And-Twenty-Eight Exactly
But It Goes Forty-Two And A Bit
43 44 45 46 47 48 49
49.1 49.2 49.3 49.4 49.5 49.6
49.7 49.8 49.9 49.9 49.9 49.9
49.9 49.9 49.9 49.9 49.9
Fifty!