It's going to happen very soon. 
The great event which will end the horror. 
Which will end the sorrow. 
Next Tuesday, when the sun goes down, I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards.
This will reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering, for the last 200 million years. 
What a lovely night that would be. 
What a sigh of relief, as the senile robins become bright red again, and the retired nightingales, pick up their dusty tails, and assert the majesty of creation!