Hm F#m Miraculous you call it babe, you ain't seen nothing yet.Em F#m They got Pepsi in the Andes, they got McDonalds in Tibet.Hm F#m Yosemite's been turned into a golf course for the Japs,Em F#m The Dead Sea is alive with rap.Bm F#m Between the Tigris and Euphrates, there's a leisure centre nowEm F#m They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shortsHm F#m They had sex in Pennsylvania, a Brazilian grew a treeEm F#m A doctor in Manhattan, saved a dying man for freeHm It's a miracleF#m It's a miracleD It's a miracleF# Another miracleG By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplaceEm Em6 F# The human race has civilized itselfHm It's a miracle We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine. We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime. We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce, Yeah, we got choice. She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear, The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here. An honest man finally reaped what he had sown. And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan. It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracleG By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplaceEm Em6 F# The human race has civilized itselfHm It's a miracle We cower in our shelters With our hands over our ears Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff Runs for years and years and years and years An earthquake hits the theatre But the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers It's a miracle.