Harry Potter in 99 seconds

There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar.

Hay Harry, you're a wizard.

Harry goes to Hogwarts
he meets Ron and Hermione.
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy,
Quirrell becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's stone's destroyed by Dumbledore.

Ron break is wand, now Ginny's gone
and Harry's mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up aunt Marge,
the dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel
so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather,
I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put in the
Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed.
He's back!

Harry Harry, its getting scary,
Voldemort's back now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring you
Constant attempts to contact him!!
He's forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can beeeeeee oh

Split your soul.
Seven part of a whole.
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end!

There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad,
he may take his final breath.