Ca plane pour moi

Wam! Bam!
My cat, Splash
Perched lies on my bed
Soaked up his tongue
By drinking too much of my whisky
As for me
No sleep, worn out, aggravated
I had to sleep in the gutter
Where I had a rush

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
In four colours

Ey up!
A morning
A dishy girl came over
Cellophane doll
Chinese hair
Surgical tape
A hangover
Drank my beer
Out a big glass
Made of rubber

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Like an Indian in his igloo

Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me

Ey up! The chick
How great!
What a vibe!
To get off on the doormat
Tired out, wrecked, worn out, fulfilled
"You are the King of the divan"
She says while passing by

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
I am the King of the divan

Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me
Life's going great for me, me

Ey up!
Mind your business
Keep your nose out
Hands off my planet
It's not today
That the sky will fall on my head
And that I'll miss alcohol
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Life's going great for me

Ey up! My chick
Cleared off
Buggered off
Well it's a pain, broke everything
The sink, the bar leaving me on my own
Like a bloody idiot

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Really trodden in it
Life's going great for me
Life's going great for me
Life's going great for me
Life's going great for me